Star Wars: Episode VII Reveals Cast; Nerds Break the Internet

Nerds built the internet, nerds can break the internet. Now leave me alone as I need to go check out the cast.
Check it out:

Disney and Lucasfilm announced the cast of Star Wars: Episode VII on Tuesday morning, sending nerds (including this very writer) into a frenzy, resulting in the movie’s website crashing.

Naturally, geeks everywhere scrambled to get on Twitter and voice their opinions, but first they’d need to read the announcement on the Star Wars website. Ultimately this tweet proved prescient because the website crashed. The URL “” brings you nothing but a blank page.



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