Drive-Bys Outraged by Married Republican Congressman Caught Kissing Woman, While Clinton Remains Greatest American Hero
Liberals embrace this while conservatives shun those who are guilty.
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This is just unbelievable, ladies and gentlemen. I haven’t seen a news story that rocked my world like the one that happened this morning. (interruption) No, no, no, not Sharpton. I don’t care about that. No, no, no. (interruption) He was wearing a wire for the FBI? I don’t… (interruption) No, not the fact that W is hanging around with Clinton at the NCAAs.
I don’t think that’s helpful, but it’s not my business. What good is that? I mean, there’s nothing wrong with Clinton. (interruption) Well, I said he’s good to have a couple beers with and chase women, yeah, or go to a ballgame. I guess, yeah. That’s true. But, no, that’s not what I’m talking about, either. I’m talking about… This is incredible. This newly elected Republican congressman from Louisiana, Vance McAllister.
Yeah, it’s amazing. This guy… I mean, the Drive-Bys, they’re totally obsessed. If it weren’t for the… Well, throw CNN out. They’re still looking for the airplane. No, they’re not. They’re up there covering Obama and his bogus equal play thing. You know, they drag that out like they drag out the minimum wage, like they drag out all of their greatest hits when they’re in trouble, and this is to perpetuate the silly War on Women.
They are the biggest culprits in paying women unequally. Details coming up. But aside from that story, the equal pay thing which the media loves, they’re just totally absorbed in the incredible news that this new Republican, Vance McAllister from Louisiana, got caught on tape kissing a member of the opposite sex. That’s what this is about. The guy engaged in hetero affair.
Well, not even an affair. The guy had a hetero kiss experience. I think it was at a Christmas party last year. Have you ever heard of such a thing? Have you ever heard of a members of Congress kissing a female member of the staff? (interruption) It is. It’s an outrage. (interruption) Well, I don’t know if it was on the lips. It eventually got there, if it wasn’t.
But needless to say, the Drive-By Media is completely outraged and absorbed by this story — and, of course, who can blame ’em? Both the congressman and the woman staffer he kissed are married.