There are so many idiots out there. This one takes the cake.
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Remember Port St. Lucie? Someone walked into McDonald’s, there were no McNuggets, and they called 911. There have been a couple of other examples. Here is another, from the great liberal Northwest, in Washington County, Oregon. It’s an emergency services dispatch website, a Facebook page. It’s a 911 call. A guy called 911 because his wife’s zipper was stuck, and he was doing the only thing behind her back he ever did or does, and that was zip her up. The zipper got stuck, and the guy called 911.

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