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Have no fear, America: President Obama feels for you as cancellation notices land in the hands of millions. And unlike the health insurance you may have lost, he’s got you covered.
The president held a news conference Thursday addressing the issues surrounding the Affordable Care Act and the millions of Americans who have received cancellation notices from their insurance companies. Obama announced he would allow insurance companies to continue offering current plans that otherwise would be terminated under Obamacare for at least another year, but also offered up his fair share of analogies surrounding the law’s failed rollout.
While Obama punted on several metaphors he used prior to the law’s implementation — it would be just like buying a plane ticket on Kayak or a television on Amazon, he said several months ago — he kicked around some other imagery and had some … interesting … realizations.