Top 10 reasons Obama wants to bomb Syria

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The top ten reasons Obama wants to bomb Syria:
10 : Chuck Hagel, John McCain, and John Kerry – whose collective IQ just breaks 100 – say it’s a great idea.
9 : Obama wants desperately to prove to somebody – anybody! – that he’s a man. Can’t-Hoop-in-Chief doesn’t win you the House in 2014.
8 : siding with Al Qaeda worked out so well in Libya.
7 : it’s a proxy war – Obama would prefer to bomb Texas and Arizona, but they would fight back. And win.
6 : it’s something to do between vacations.

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