Everyone in This Syria Play is a Liar

With so many liars involved it is no wonder that the truth is impossible to figure out.
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Folks, the Syria news today — it was bad yesterday. It was embarrassing yesterday. Today the whole world is laughing at us, and I am not kidding. Even liberals. Even these wacko Looney Tunes pajama-clad website posters, these progressives, as they call themselves. These people think Obama and Kerry are lying to ’em. They don’t want another war. They don’t want a single missile launched ever. They think they’re being lied to.

I mean, Obama doesn’t even have his base on this. And according to whip counts and head counts right now, it looks like Obama’s request for a congressional authorization for the use of force in the Syria isn’t going to pass the House, after all, thanks to those obstreperous Republicans. Now, for those of you in Rio Linda, that means stubborn. So everything is going according to plan. Once again Obama will be able to blame the evil House Republicans for all of the nerve gas damage that’s taking place in Syria.

Now, you know, Vladimir Putin is saying that Obama and Kerry are lying. And I don’t know about you, but I find myself to be in a really curious situation. Who do I believe, Vladimir Putin or Barack Obama and John Kerry? See, this may be a little tough to hear, but I know that John Kerry lies about things. I know that Barack Obama big time misrepresents things. That’s what the whole Limbaugh Theorem is. I know liberals lie as a matter of course. They have to. We know that they lied about Benghazi and the stupid video. So here they’re telling us one thing, and Putin says, “No, no, no, no, it’s just the exact opposite.”



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