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I just love this. As you know, we finally had the birth of the royal baby and the distinguished princess waited ’til after the program to give birth. Kept it a secret from the media for a while so they could have some time with the new child. But I want you to hear the level of analysis that people watching CNN yesterday afternoon got on this. The anchorette, Brooke Baldwin, was speaking with royal commentator Victoria Arbiter, about the birth of Prince William and Duchess Kate’s little boy, and Brooke Baldwin said, “You know the royal life very well, Victoria, having lived in Kensington Palace. Your father was press secretary for the Queen for many, many years. It’s so exciting –” — ladies and gentlemen, we fought a war for independence so we wouldn’t have to care about the royal baby, did we not?

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