John Kerry Tells the ChiComs Man-Made Global Warming is the Number One Priority of the United States


As the world burns, Kerry is still talking about the hoax.
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John Kerry, secretary of state. Do you know what he’s doing? We might have a terrorist act here. Well, we do have a terrorist act in Boston. We just don’t know who yet. John Kerry, amidst the threats to launch nukes by the Norks, went to Asia over the weekend and gave high priority to — dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut! — anthropogenic global warming! The secretary of state is on a tour of the world warning everybody about manmade global warming.

He is telling everybody, “The science is settled,” when it is not settled. There is no science in global warming. (New Castrati impression) “Mr. Limbaugh, that’s typical of what you! That’s the most outrageous statement I’ve ever heard anybody ever make! No science in global warming?” Do you know how I know there’s no science in global warming, folks? Because they tell us a “consensus of scientists” agrees that X. There is no consensus in science.

See, I am the mayor of Realville, and science is not up to a vote. It either is or isn’t. Whatever it is, it is or isn’t, but it’s not up to a vote. Global warming doesn’t exist because a “consequences of scientists” agree. Manmade global warming either is happening or it isn’t, but it isn’t up to a vote. But it is being presented to you as a consequences of scientists. Therefore, the science is not settled. Besides that, we all know that it’s a hoax now. It’s just some people don’t want to accept that, but it is.



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