I Went to Bed a Christian and Woke Up a … Terrorist?

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It’s no wonder people go lock themselves in bunkers and want to be left alone.
Check it out:

According to the Department of Defense and the Department of Homeland Security, evangelical Christians are now a national security threat. I’m talkin’ at the top of the list folks. As Gomer Pyle used to say, “Surprise, Surprise, Surprise” eh, Christians?

Under the New Rules enacted by these agencies under this administration’s tutelage the following acts are now to cause red flags of “terrorism” to fly, alerting cops and military personnel to a new group[s] which could start blowing crap up like the other group that we can no longer speak the truth about.

So, herewith, I guess, are some of the characteristics of the “newfangled” terrorists in the United States of Statism.

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