Top Ten Hugo Chavez Bucket List
So I thought about this. How best to note the passing of Hugo Chavez? He was an evil, murderous hump who sucked the freedom and prosperity out of a nation of 30 million that freely elected him in 1998, supported terrorism and thugocrats the world over, and intended harm to the United States.
This is what I came up with.
Top Ten Bucket List items Hugo Chavez never finished.
•10: live to see George W Bush dead.
•9: stamp out that pesky little freedom and democracy movement in Honduras.
•8: see $8/gallon gas in the United States.
•7: win the Nobel Peace Prize in Economics for my finely tuned “hey screw that taxing the rich stuff, let’s just confiscate all their wealth and industry” economic policy.
•6: get some basketball lessons from Dennis Rodman. Never could effectively defend the pick and roll. Perhaps some hair coloring and dress-wearing tips while I have his attention. By the gods, THERE’s a man who’s got the legs for high heels!