Not long ago, ladies and gentlemen, there were a rash of deaths within the political ranks of the Democrat Party. And for every one of them the Clintons showed up. Bill and Hillary showed up at every one of these famous Democrat funerals and made the whole funeral about them. And we produced a little bit called The Funeral Crashers.

You know, that reminds me, it was the Coretta Scott King funeral, and Bill Clinton showed up. He was one of the eulogists, and it took him 45 or 50 minutes before he even mentioned her name, and we put that in the bit you just heard. (imitating Clinton) “And, by the way, I just want to make sure everybody knows, there’s a woman in that casket.” He said that. He honestly said, “There’s a woman in that casket.” It’s a closed casket, I guess. His speech was all about him and Bush and weapons of mass destruction.

Well, it happened. The Clintons crashed another funeral, this time in New York this morning. The memorial service for the former mayor, Ed Koch.

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