The News Low-Information America Wants to Hear About: Kim Kardashian is Pregnant!
Kim Kardashian is pregnant. Did you see that? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are gonna have a baby. It’s a beautiful thing. Isn’t it wonderful?
And then there’s this story: “Study Suggests Lower Mortality Risk for People Deemed to Be Overweight.” That means the heavier you are, up to a point, the less likely you are to die. Thin people are more likely to die than people who are overweight. It doesn’t surprise me. I remember when I was a kid, I’d always been a chunky kid. I was always made fun of as a chunky kid. I remember I was ten or 11 years old, we were playing football one Christmas Day afternoon. It was muddy. We’re getting all our new clothes dirty and making our mothers mad, and I started being taunted for being chunky.
I said, “Let me tell you something. If this world is hit with a nuclear blast, I got enough on me to survive much longer than you do.” Turns out I was right. The overweight are less likely to die than the thin.
Anyway, here is Kim Kardashian. She was on Entertainment Tonight on CBS last night talking about pregnancy. It was in Las Vegas. Listen to this. Amazing stuff.
MCLARTY: Are you having morning sickness, cravings?
Kardashian: I haven’t yet. Um, I wouldn’t say that it’s been easy because it’s, you know, it’s been, um, but no morning sickness. My sister has made it look so easy. And it’s not as easy as people think. It is, um, you know, a little painful. There’s a lot of growing pains.
RUSH: Wow, who knew? Who knew? There you have it. Kim Kardashian on pregnancy. It’s not as easy as people think. (laughing) Well, we’re just appealing to the low-information voters.