Top Ten Things Obama Will Do Now That He Doesn’t Need Voters

Many conservatives are concerned that, since he never has to face the electorate again, President Obama will begin to accumulate more power for himself and rule in an arbitrary manner.

White House Dossier has confirmed this and has obtained a secret list of ten actions Obama is planning on taking during the next sixty days that could be construed as abuses of presidential power.

We share with you the top ten most significant items on the list.

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1. Threaten to invade Sweden unless Michelle is given the Nobel Prize for Chemistry.

2. Jay-Z and Beyonce to be appointed Secretary of Treasury and Small Business Administration Administrator, respectively.

3. Allow people to register to vote automatically when they receive their death certificate.

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