This Saturday in Boca Raton, I was strumming my new song,

Ode to Americans For Prosperity

Free Enterprise leads to prosperity.
Why do you think America’s number one?
Competition makes prices go down.
Capitalism brings opportunity, success is very fun!

Free Enterprise leads to prosperity.
Government over-regulation leads to death.
Free Enterprise leads to prosperity.
I’ll repeat this until my very, last breath.

At this gathering of Americans for Prosperity, a woman must have wandered into the meeting thinking it was Americans for Progress, because for the first fifteen minutes of my speech, she was squirming and making faces. I finally was too distracted, (at about 15:02 seconds) so I asked her, “Are you a liberal?” She said, “I used to be an American for Prosperity until you started talking.”

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