Folks, did you know that pond scum, algae, pond scum is now the new source of energy in this country? We were on the air yesterday, Obama was down in Coral Gables making a speech, I told you if we had anything memorable from that we’d play it today and we do. We’ve got about nine or ten sound bites on gas prices alone, including some things Obama said about algae, pond scum. Now, this needs a czar. We need a pond scum czar, and that means we need somebody slimy. I think Obama could probably find a lot of slimy people to be pond scum czar. Bill Maher would fit the bill. Any number of people probably would.

OBAMA: We’re making new investments in the development of gasoline and diesel and jet fuel that’s actually made from a plant-like substance, algae. You got a bunch of algae out here, right? If we can figure out how to make energy out of that, well, we’ll be doing all right.

RUSH: How do you think the people down there felt to be in such nearness to such brilliance? The light, the glow, the eminence that was emanating from The One, how could people even bear to look at him. Such is the intelligence that he exudes. We’re new investments in the development of gasoline and diesel jet fuel actually made from pond scum. I’m surprised he didn’t say, “And we got more pond scum here than they have anywhere in the world.” He wasn’t the through. He said, “Believe it or not we could replace up to 17% of the oil that we import for transportation with this fuel that we can grow right here in America.” This is the smartest man in the world. This is our Messiah. This is Mr. Hopey changey. This is the guy who was unlike any politician America had ever seen. This was the great unifier. This was guy with the solution to all our problems. Pond scum.

He continued, as he has been doing for his entire administration, making fun of the concept of drilling. He keeps saying, (imitating Obama) “They say drill, drill, drill, drill, but that’s not a solution.” He says for two reasons. He said that’s not an immediate solution. It’s gonna take two to thee years. They’ve been saying that for 30 years, folks. For 30 years we have been suggesting drill, baby, drill and it’s, no, no, no, it’s not gonna take effect for three to five years, it’s not an immediate fix. Imagine 30 years ago if we woulda just started new drilling, new exploration, where we would be today. And where are we? We’re listening to the president of the United States actually tell us that our salvation, the answer to six-dollar-a-gallon gasoline, is freaking pond scum.

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