Democrat Introduces Bill Banning Masturbation

Oklahoma’s proposed anti-abortion Senate Bill 1433 states a fetus “at every stage of development (has) all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state.”

In response, pro-choice Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson introduced an amendment to the bill that read: “However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”

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  • True Patriot

    Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson introduced a bill banning masturbation. Well, a man ejaculating or depositing semen anywhere but in the woman’s vagina IS condemed in the Bible. It IS an action against the Creator — “against an unborn child.” Maybe she was inspired by God to introduce this legislation. The Bible says it is better for a man to deposit his semen in a ‘whore’ than to throw it out onto the ground. IT IS an affront to the Creator, Constance Johnson. Just like brutally murdering millions and millions of innocent, helpless unborn Americans is a grave offense against the Creator. It’s not a ‘choice’ it’s a child!! Once a person chooses to have sex that’s their final choice. They’ve already made their choice. They have NO right to kill that conceived baby they chose to make. If you don’t want a child, then don’t make one!!! And if you make a mistake and conceive a child; you have to face the consequences of your action. Child-killing, wrongly called abortion, is NOT an option. It’s irresponsible behavior to kill the child. See website: http://www.haasstrep68.com

    • The Texas Cooke

      Good luck on that one….she can’t even keep it out of the Legislative Men’s Room, let alone the State!

      • BUD

        I WONDER IF THE LEGISLATORS AND REPRESENTATIVES WOULD JUST LEARN TO SWALLOW, COULD WE THEN JUST CONSIDER THEM WHORES????????????????????????

        • BUD

          SINCE THE BIBLE SAYS IT IS BETTER TO POP ONE INTO A WHORE, RATHER THAN TO CAST THY SEED UPON THE GROUND.

          • Marko

            I’m not sure the bible said POP one … am I the only one who noticed … it was introduced by … JOHNSON … as in stop beatin your … JOHNSON … Act.

          • John

            Soooo…by this reasoning…then if a woman uses BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) this also “shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”

            Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson – another nutjob!!!

          • Curmudgeon

            The classic Monty Python video “Every Sperm Is Sacred” describes how Constance Johnson has GOT to be a Catholic:

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-L3JMk7C1A

            –A perfect summary of this entire thread!

        • Jon

          I wonder if that would also mean from some “Anal SEX” by and from all House and Senate member’s? Would this not be a LAW against Gay Sex?
          And She’s a Dem?

      • ARNOLD CARL TAPP

        WHAT A LAME BRAINED DUMB ASS BROAD . IS SHE GOING TO TRAVEL TO 100,000,000 LOCATIONS LIKE SNOOPER BROAD JUST TO CATCH BOYS AND GIRLS JACKING OFF ???????????

        • Bruce

          Yep. She is a total dumb ass. She ought to be recalled!

        • http://ConservativeByte.com Michael G.

          Is she called Snoop-Dog-2 now?

        • E.Blake

          I can’t believe they get paid for this…

      • Joanne Edmiston

        TO: The Texas Cooke : Before all you gents (and I use that term loosely in this forum), get ‘yer knickers in a bunch and attack the messenger as you usually do around here, remember one thing. Nothing is sacred anymore….not even your favorite fantasies and pass-times.
        Government has been legislating what can and ought to happen in the private lives of pregnant women for several generations now…it’s YOUR turn in the barrel .
        C’mon !… would it be a such downer to your imaginings when you take yourselves in hand to acknowledge that you are killing a little clone of you ?
        When YOUR privacy rights are exposed as meaningless and trivial…just like those of women have been , you suddenly lose all sense of humor, perspective and respect….
        Well, welcome to the club Ass*****!

        • Curmudgeon

          Uh……… Joanne, please don’t ignore the actual numbers.

          Due to nature’s generosity, not only during each masturbation incident, but also during each coitus resulting in conception and birth, it still results in MILLIONS of little clones of ourselves biting the dust, and not just the ONE unfortunate little tyke which you mentioned.

          Collateral damage?

        • Jon

          Would that mean that Butt Screwing between two men, Or the using of Mr Buzzy for Two Woman, would also be Wrong? Don’t be that St-upped Please—————–
          Communist ALL!

          • Ron

            What about the fetus? If it masturbates in the womb would it be arrested when aborted or just aborted? Oh I forgot, the fetus isn’t human until aborted, even if its nine months and counting. ( partial birth abortion)

      • MollyOhio

        enjoyed reading your post…

        just wondering where in the Bible it says that?

        I don’t necessarily disagree with you (especially if it’s in the Bible!) but I want to make sure your statement is accurate and true (a lot of people claim things are in the Bible just to fit their own world view (see B.H. Obama)).

        • Carol

          Genesis 38:9-10
          If you want to know where it is.

          • vandalii

            Carol, while it is likely a spiritual issue masturbate due to the lust involved outside marriage, you really ought to look more carefully at Gen. 38 by reading reading verses 6-11. This was a story, not about spilling seed, but about obedience to God and his family to provide an heir for his dead brother. By spilling his seed, he disobeyed God and God killed him for his evil.

            Unfortunately, many folks fail to read the context and assume this passage condemns masturbation, when in fact it illustrates the seriousness of disobedience to God.

    • Big Ugly, Wyoming

      You REALLY need to read that in the context in which it was written – that dealt with a man shirking his duties to his dead brother’s wife.
      The Bible also says that “the Spirit enters with the Breath” …. so, according to the Bible a “human” is only an animal until the “Spirit of God” enters the body.

      Explain that, if you will.

      • Ann Covington

        Sperm is not a human until it is joined with the egg and then God breathes life into it. A fertilized egg is a human being. Simply put, it takes both the sperm and egg joined together to bring about human life. The pro-choicers try to say that an unborn baby does not “breathe” until born and is slapped on the behind to “force” the child to breathe. Not true. God breathes life into the unborn child. The Bible doesn’t indicate that HE breathes our daily air into us.

        • daves

          Well then it seems to me that Pregnancy is unlawful imprisonment. :)

          • Jeff

            I guess if you were found unconscious on the street, you should not be taken to a hospital at the risk of “unlawful imprisonment”, according to your logic.

          • John

            daves the “Stool Pusher” has spoken.

          • Joanne Edmiston

            Dave… you may have intended you comment to be merely witty and in the spirit of the banter on these pages…but ironically, you may have come as close as anyone here to defining the actual problem and duplicity which caused Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson to attach a clearly unworkable, over-reaching, rider to the State’s anti-abortion bill.
            When controlled or enforced by any government, a woman’s options regarding how she deals with a pregnancy could indeed be viewed as unlawful imprisonment….just as any masturbating male would be outraged and feel threatened if he understood that he could become, unjustly, a felon for with-holding his sperm from his wife.
            Perhaps it’s time that both men and women begin supporting the legal rights of one another..before we have no more rights to quarrel about…..

      • Ann Covington

        Sperm is not a human until it is joined with the egg and then God breathes life into it. A fertilized egg is a human being. Simply put, it takes both the sperm and egg joined together to bring about human life. The pro-choicers try to say that an unborn baby does not “breathe” until born and is slapped on the behind to “force” the child to breathe. Not true. God breathes life into the unborn child. The Bible doesn’t indicate that HE breathes our daily air into us.

        • Jeff

          Very good except for the last sentence.

          In his hand is the life of every living thing
          and the breath of all mankind.
          (Job 12:10 ESV)

          but the God in whose hand is your breath, and whose are all your ways, you have not honored. (Da 5:23 ESV).

          In him we live and move and have our being (Acts 17:28a ESV)

          • Nick

            What’s that bit about “in your hand” :)

        • Lucy

          Of coarse the pro-choicers are wrong, again, to say that the unborn baby does not breath. How the hell does it get the nutrients to grow. It breathes the placenta, you dummy.

          • MollyOhio

            had to laugh when you said “dummy”

            but they’ve been falsely educated for years by people and organizations like “planned parenthood”

      • Jeff

        It would be nice to know where you got that direct quote — passage, version, etc. This is what the Word of the One True Living God says in Ecclesiastes 11:5:

        As you do not know the way the spirit comes to the bones in the womb of a woman with child, so you do not know the work of God who makes everything. (ESV)

        • alternatevoice

          jeff : the kjvBible.is talking about the wonders of G. not about “breath of life” .When life begins is a personal view, not government job. These views are not between other peoples opinion, personal views are between G. and the individual.

      • wayne

        There is a “fix” for everything. Just think like the guberment that makes silly laws.
        Think of it this way- out of the millions of sperm let loose, only ONE is going to “make it to the finish line”. So, as you “jack”, you keep the sperm which is not very big (or keep it all) in a squirt bottle or squirt gun. As you are walking down town, in a store, in the mall, etc, etc, you “fire” a “load” at a womens belly.
        Now, everyone is happy and all is legal-
        1- No sperm hit the ground,
        2- The women gets it in the belly (if you are a good shot) with your new
        squirter,
        OR
        3- Do it in the pool,
        4- Do it anywhere it will be saved from hitting the ground
        TO GET TECHNICAL-
        5- Get Head if it is supposed to go “in the womans belly” and not her vagina, “going” in the vagina is not going to make it into her belly.
        6- Another good reason for getting head, it keeps everyone happy- the government, the man, the woman is living a better life, is healthier as it is a good protein shake, which of course, goes “in her belly” as quoted earlier and not breaking any “rules”.

        I will check back later, I am on my way to visit my brothers wife, I just want to help her and me. She is very religious and want to be sure she is doing the right thing and following all the rules:)

    • Larry Price

      It’s good to know politicians are concentrating on the major issues affecting our once proud nation.

      • Caroline

        A big AMEN to Larry Price.

      • BUD

        I BELIEVE THEIR ROCKS ARE A LITTLE MORE IMPORTANT. ITS THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW TO RELIEVE THE PRESSURE THEY ARE UNDER.

      • Jean T.

        AMEN AGAIN, Larry…….. are you Larry in Medford?

    • Mister Bater

      What is your take about wet dreams, they do happen on occasion. What about the withdrawal method or even using a condom? I guess the world and all men in it are doomed except for those that have numerous children out of wedlock and just move from one orifice to another. Oh and almost forgot about the married men who live with a woman who gets headaches at bed time, back to the wet dream possibility. I would be embarrassed to have voted for this woman. I am pro life but I also believe we are responsible for our own actions and no man I have ever known wants to let alone can control their craving for sex and trust me a cold shower is not a solution.

      • Jack

        Exactly, people quoting the scripture that it is better to plant you seed in the belly of a whore than to spill seed on the ground is taken completely out of context. Please read the whole context to understand why that applied to this one man that spilled his seed on the ground. He did not do it to enjoy masturbation he did it in defiance to God to carry on the generations of his brother.

        “A commonly referenced proverb to highlight the evils of masturbation frequently mistaken as a biblical admonition is typically phrased as, “It is better to cast your seed in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground.” The fact is, though, this is not anything to be found in the pages of Scripture. We get this question fairly often and have been trying to track down the origin of the saying, but alas, with no luck. While not certain of the phrase’s exact origin, it does seem to be a false extrapolation of Genesis 38 and the story of Onan, Tamar, and Judah.

        According to Ancient Near Eastern culture, it would have been the responsibility of Onan to impregnate his dead brother’s wife that his brother’s line might continue. Selfishly, Onan did not wish any of his offspring to bear any name other than his own; and so while he did, in fact, take up the responsibility of sexual relations with his brother’s wife, he would not ejaculate inside her but instead practiced the withdrawal method of birth control. God punished Onan for his wickedness and greed by putting him to death (and not, as is popularly believed, for masturbating). The rest of the narrative features the wife, Tamar, posing as a prostitute and seducing Onan’s father, Judah. By him, she conceives and bears a son from whom Christ would descend. And God does not strike Judah or punish him in any way in the narrative.

        So it appears that some cynic had taken the veneer of the tale and crafted a wry commentary that has come to be known as actual Scripture (unfortunately). In the end, the admonition is far from biblical and has nothing to do with masturbation.”

        • Joanne Edmiston

          To Jack….why go all “biblical” on us while dealing with the fundamental issue of whether any GOVERNMENT has the right to dictate to any man or woman how they will conduct their personal lives…we already pretty much understand how certain biblical authors stand on these subjects….Questions are : when will government leave us the Hell alone? And when will the sexes begin to acknowledge and accept one another as sovereign entities not subject to the likes, whims, caprices or coercion of the opposite sex.
          Good Grief….why do suppose God gifted us with the ability to place reason over passion and to put others needs on a parity with our own?

        • ORB

          Jack

          Thank you for correcting “True Patriot” for his gross misinterpretation of Scripture. Taking Scripture out of context often leads to misunderstanding but is all too frequently practiced for that purpose!

      • Big John

        A wet dream happens when a man dreams of — holding a chicken, gets hot and bothered with the chicken and the only solution is to “choke the chicken”… it is far better to choke than to abort.

        • David in MA

          LOL

      • Joanne Edmiston

        To : Mister Bater…Of course…in YOUR world it’s most convenient to move from one extreme to another….(condoms or out-of-wed-lock babies….really?) , perhaps that’s just YOUR way, foolish as it is, of demeaning the argument…..You may be as “pro-life” and as responsible for your own actions as you say you are…but you STILL have aloof sexism written all over you.
        Men expect women to “control their craving for sex”…(oops ! pardon me… are we women NOT supposed to be afflicted with any “desires” which need controlling ? Are men the only human creatures entitled to such lusts?? Are women the only ones in need of “control”?).
        Apparently you have not done too well in the control department yourself…..and you make excuses for that lack of control as if “self-restraint” simply has no place in “male-speak”.
        Quite frankly, I don’t give a “flying fig” whether you all “go blind”, but I absolutely insist on parity, respect, and equality in the realistic assessments of “the human condition”

    • Seeker062

      you are right that it is in the Bible ” it is better to deposit your sperm in the belly of a whore than spill it on the ground, and the lord smith him dead”

      That is in the Old testament only..!!

      • Mister Bater

        Really, in the belly of a whore, are you talking about fellatio? I agree with Larry Price, nice to know this is such an important issue.

        • BUD

          TO PUT IT PLAINLY, “SUCK”.

      • Jack

        It is also taken completely out of context. It amazes me that people pass these rumors on and do not read the whole context of the Bible as to when and whom it is spoken to!!

    • Mainman

      True Patriot, Well said. I’ll bet your detractors never knew of these quotes:

      Martin Luther (1483-1546) (1) “Birth control is a Sodomitic sin…It is far more atrocious than incest and adultery.”

      John Calvin (1509-1564) (1) “The voluntary spilling of semen outside of intercourse between a man and a woman is a monstrous thing. Deliberately to withdraw from coitus in order that semen may fall on the ground is doubly monstrous. For this is to extinguish the hope of the race and to kill before he is born the hoped-for-offspring. This impiety is especially condemned, now by the Spirit through Moses’ mouth, that Onan, as it were, by a violent abortion, no less cruelly than filthily cast upon the ground the offspring of his brother…”

      John Wesley (1701-1791) (1) “Of this sin, it still displeases the Lord and destroys the souls of those who practice it.”

      • Bobseeks

        While these were all great men, they are expressing opinions, not quoting Scripture. There is no Biblical admonition against masturbation and I suspect that most of those speaking out against are guilty of it.

      • Slade Rundleman

        To that I would add:
        “Sugar is sweet/But so is honey/B*at your m*eat/And save your money”

    • el_loco_jp

      What a dumb a$$. If you want to limit it, Don’t ban it, TAX IT!

      • 1794 Patriot

        That’s the problem with peolple like you. When did it become OK to use taxes to manipulate people to do the “right” thing. You must be a Democrat who thinks taxes are the answer to everything. Using taxes to change behaviour has been going on for a long time but that doesn’t make it right.

        • Mister Bater

          Uh, umm, I believe el_loco_jp was being sarcastic…

    • EyesWideOpen

      TruePatriot – you are an idiot!!! It is people like you that twist scripture into something that is totally out of context that keeps many people from wanting to have anything to do with Christianity. One cannot pull one verse at a time out of the Bible and arrive at any true interpretation of what is really said!!!

      • True Patriot

        EyesWideOpen, you call me an idiot. Well, it takes one to know one. You don’t understand my point. I was just trying to make this moron of a Democrat look foolish. I was just really being sarcastic. But, you people get very nasty when anybody uses Scripture to make a point. I wonder, is your conscience biting?
        Website: http://www.haasstrep68.com

    • 1794 Patriot

      Wouldn’t her amendment make using a condom illegal as well? The only safe sex would be no sex!

      • Joanne Edmiston

        BINGO !! 1794 Patriot !!

        The lunacy of any government or court-ordered interference in the comings and goings of our sovereign males and females is totally unwarranted and unacceptable.
        Safe sex, straight sex, no-sex, gay sex, whatever…doesn’t matter.

    • GB

      OK< Girls, if a man cannot masturbate, then you girls stop it now….

      • Joanne Edmiston

        Hey GB…here’s a clue…women are already “over-regulated” as it is….and, if we could find some way of getting along with you guys so that we weren’t sucked-up entirely into YOUR wants, YOUR needs, YOUR career needs, etc… maybe we could ALL figure out a way to collectively…YES, with one voice !!…tell government what it can do with its’ laws regulating our persons.
        Until that time…perhaps it wouldn’t be so bad for you guys to “take one” for “Team Humanity” to see how it feels

    • DDT

      HOW ABOUT WHEN A WOMEN USES A DILDO IS THAT CONSIDERED
      MASTERBATION ALSO

    • http://none Donald Mccormick

      This BILL should then OUTLAW WOMEN from loosing their EGGS rather than getting them fertilized, it makes as much sense. That also means that this bill WILL require young men to deposit their seeds in young women at every opportunity because if they do NOT, their seeds WILL be deposited automatically when their body feels like it, just like the females body releases their eggs once a month.

      • Joanne Edmiston

        Hey Donald !! I think you’re on to something here !!!
        It’s not nice for the Congress to piss-off Mother Nature and the natural order of things !
        Only one question though…how do we stop them ?

    • Concerned American Citizen

      You are accurate in the Biblical quote from the old testament but there is no way that this was meant to ban masturbation . It is an attempt to make those who oppose the killing of the unborn seem like fools in the eye of the world and the law. Thinking that if ( in usual liberal method ) they can make people laugh at the absurdity of those crazy conservative Christians then no one will pay attention when they overthrow it. It is all about laugh at those dumb people now. On every station , during debates, no matter how serious the subject, especially when the subject is very serious, they smile and sneer and joke and laugh to downplay it to the media.

    • Harry M

      Well, I guess that she would make felons of all male homesexuals, wouldn’t she. Not that that is a bad idea …

    • Floyd

      I’d rather have freedom than own subsidized land
      I’d rather have freedom than a communal welfare plan
      I’d rather have freedom than the unemployment lines
      I’d rather have freedom than food stamps that confines
      I’d rather have freedom than have the light bills be paid
      I’d rather have freedom than all the gas bills be stayed
      I’d rather have freedom than not consider it to be war
      I’d rather have freedom than not count the battle score
      I’d rather have freedom than all labors work be in vain
      I’d rather have freedom than the cost of living a strain
      I’d rather have freedom than have laws passed and not read
      I’d rather have freedom than the old constitution be dead
      I’d rather have freedom than be taxed beyond the means
      I’d rather have freedom than have taxes be in the genes
      I’d rather have freedom than have health care given up
      I’d rather have freedom than all prescriptions run a muck
      I’d rather have freedom than have retirement going away
      I’d rather have freedom than pensions becoming astray
      I’d rather have freedom than outsiders reject liberties stand
      I’d rather have freedom than the cash outsiders demand
      I’d rather have freedom than the system sink liberties boat
      I’d rather have freedom than the system remain afloat
      I’d rather have freedom than the news setting good aside
      I’d rather have freedom than news forgetting excellent pride
      I’d rather have freedom than the election falsehoods spread
      I’d rather have freedom than to the honest truth be mislead
      I’d rather have freedom than a foreign language be spoken
      I’d rather have freedom than our country’s liberty broken
      I’d rather have freedom than a socialized equality state
      I’d rather have freedom than the authority seal our fate
      I’d rather have freedom than not be allowed to vote a mind
      I’d rather have freedom than awake to a defeated headline
      BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
      I’d rather have freedom than be instructed how to pray
      I’d rather have freedom than the Bible be taken away
      I’d rather have freedom than not be allowed to enter the fight
      I’d rather have freedom than not able to teach children right
      I’d rather have freedom than have church called the state
      I’d rather have freedom than to ever enter that debate
      I’d rather have freedom than not to worship as I please
      I’d rather have freedom than not seek the truth on my knees
      I’d rather have freedom than stand for the unjust laws
      I’d rather have freedom than not support the gospel cause
      I’d rather have freedom than suppression be put to the test
      I’d rather have freedom than have America not be blessed
      I’d rather have freedom than in collective sordid mottos lust
      I’d rather have freedom than not be allow “In God We Trust”

    • concerned

      It would be nice for you to give your scriptural reference for your quote. Don’t think it is in the Bible.

    • GREENTEETH

      Would that mean all senators congress must leave there hands in plain sight? and no more behind closed door Meatings, seems they are always jercking someone off.

    • Jeff

      What complete and utter arses the respondents are at conservative byte. The legislation was offered as an amendment to the anti-birth control legislation offered by the Republican majority to mock their desire to control women’s bodies.

      If a woman taking birth control was to be a crime, then why shouldn’t a man’s ejaculating and not procreating should be a crime too. What is good for the goose is good for the gander, as the saying goes.

      • Nick

        And every time a woman has a menstrual period, which is almost 500 times in her lifespan, she is losing an egg. So let’s ban menstruation too.

    • Clara

      This reminds me of the announcement I heard years ago issued by a woman who had been elected to office here in Arizona. She wanted an ordinance that stated no one could have more then 5, yes, count them, 5 dildoes in their home at one time. I was sitting at my girlfriend’s house when we heard this. I was stunned. I told her that we needed to rush out immediately to buy the other 4, as she already had one and she needed to get up to speed, so to speak.

    • Nick

      You are a sick moron. What next, arresting a teenager who has wet dreams?

    • Melia-Aneta Sesé

      A “true patriot.” What a laugh. Listen, son, the USA is about freedom. If you don’t like it, move … we have plenty of would-be dictators on the left, we don’t need ‘em on the right. Anyone who comes around with the idea of jamming a bible down someone’s throat will get it jammed right back up their you-know-what. And I have an entire army – and arsenal – that will make it real.

  • John Galt

    Interesting! It will be extremely difficult for Democrats and liberals to comply with this law, they are too accustomed to “playing with themselves”.

    • Concerned American Citizen

      Smiling here!

  • http://AUTORECYCLINGMALLMALL.NET TOM

    90 PERCENT OF MEN MASTURBATE THE OTHER 1 PERCENT LIE

    • jim 62

      And Women….

      • BUD

        THEY JUST LET THEIR FINGERS DO THE WALKING.

    • Joe Texan

      90 + 1 = 91. What about the other 9%?

      Too bad Constance Johnson’s dad didn’t let it spill on the ground.

      • http://ConservativeByte.com Michael G.

        There are three types of people.

        1. Those who do.

        2. Those who lie.

        3. Those who are not sure.

    • Bobseeks

      What about the 9 percent you missed?

  • Eddie Asberry

    These people are actually elected officials?

    • EyesWideOpen

      You might want to look at the color of the commentor to better understand the color of the comment.

      • Joanne Edmiston

        Hey EyesWideOpen…that was totally uncalled for…your racist slip is showing….so suck it up and don’t subject us to such bigoted crap.

  • Janiemae

    Next these liberals will be sending feds into our homes each morning to monitor the length of our showers and telling us what to eat for breakfast, what to wear to work and what to drive to work. This is madness and I’m mad as hell and I’m NOT going to take it anymore!!!!!

    • richard

      they are already telling us what we must drive like the volt so it can catch fire and hopefully burn us up

  • Big Ugly, Wyoming

    One really good thing about a bill like that, most democrats and liberals would never be able to open their mouths again, since most of the time, when they do open their mouth, it is simply “verbal masturbation” anyway.

  • Citizen 64

    She stole this theory from the movie, Legally Blonde….thank goodness she isn’t blonde.

  • jb80538

    Well good luck enforcing that law! that would however make male homosexual practices illegal as well.

    • Mister Bater

      Good point.

    • Conservative

      It really is amazing the progressives, liberal status are pushing gay marraige, gays in the military, every conceivable depravity teaching our too young about homosexual behaivor and why they have two daddies or mommies, but now we can’t masterbate? What a country!

      • Joanne Edmiston

        Oh Christmas-on-a-crutch …! “Conservative”…this particular issue has nothing to do with whether one is Liberal or Conservative…this issue is about our rights to be free from the interferences of government regardless of gender..
        If females can be oppressed and made to “tow’ the party-line du-jour…so ought males be bound by the same rules.
        Of COURSE both issues are unjust and asinine…that’s the point she’s making.
        Honestly, it really scares me that folks like you are able to vote….you think you are doing the right thing, and your intentions may be good, but somewhere along the way understanding of the ABC’s of legislating personal behavior eludes you and you go all weird with the blame-game thing against political disciplines….
        The reality is that stupid, invasive, costly, freedom-crunching laws are spread equally among all the political parties. There is no “corner” on that market…the point is that we must do what it takes to end the insanity of handing our freedoms over to any government…..all this from a “Constitutional Conservative”

  • Gailyn

    Lmao , I have to say the democrats get more brain dead by the day, maybe more of them need to masturbate just to keep from making more.

  • Leon Berton

    What’s at stake in Oklahoma’s Senate Bill 1433 is nothing less than acknowledging the most primary human right guaranteed by the Constitution (and natural law), that all are obliged to act in ways that acknowledge that it is right that any innocent person’s life not be taken by another human being.

    State Senator Constance Johnson, on the contrary, is not only mocking this fundamental obligation and right. She is doing so by stupidly equating primitive understandings of conception and male sperm with contemporary embryological evidence, as well as revealing her own (and that of most presumptuous and arrogant politicians who want to use governmental power to regulate every human action) lack of understanding of the Constitution and the proper limits of government.

    This has nothing to do with the so-called ‘sin of Onan’ referred to in Genesis, about which many biblical scholars dispute.

    • FedUp

      wisdom at its best with a dash of common sense throw in….THANK YOU for your post!

    • Mister Bater

      Huge thumbs up to Leon Berton!

    • Joanne Edmiston

      Leon, I disagree with you AFTER your first paragraph…This State Senator was only making the point that there exists a double standard which attaches to women’s private reproductive choices which does not extend to or include any male culpability or responsibility for the choices men make.
      This rider by Sen. Johnson constitutes nothing more than an unenforceable spoof to an equally bad and invasive primary piece of legislation….and the ONLY “primitive understanding” I’ve seen expressed around here is from men like you who STILL DON’T GET IT…
      Sen Johnson is merely saying “what’s sauce for the goose is also sauce for the gander” when it comes to governmental interference..
      Perhaps by bringing men into the debate , using one of their favorite private pass-times, wasn’t such a bad idea after all….It’s clearly shown the separation of the men from the boys.
      Too bad most of you wouldn’t be caught DEAD actually learning something from a woman…

      • Curmudgeon

        Joanne, your righteous holier-than-thou sexist attitude is starting to piss me off.

        • Joanne Edmiston

          Curmudgeon..I couldn’t care less about your opinion of me.
          It doesn’t matter because you know absolutely nothing about me…and your opinion of me will not change the validity of my argument.
          Additionally, the only thing that matters is trying to stop the lunacy of governmental interferences and interventions in nearly every aspect of our lives

  • R Michael

    Hard to make sence out of non-sence.

    • USAmerican

      Hard to make sense out of a post from someone who does not know how to spell.

  • http://adrianvance.blogspot.com Adrian Vance

    Good Lord, we have come full circle from the nitwit lady Surgeon General Bill Clinton appointed who wanted to have masturbation taught in kindergarten to a another nitwit lady Representative who wants to ban it! Which way do the “Democratics” want the train to run?

    The Two Minute Conservative at http://adrianvance.blogspot.com for political analysis, science and humor. Daily on Kindle.

    • http://ConservativeByte.com Michael G.

      They just hook it all together and pull from both ends. Consequently they and it is going nowhere. Like I have said, You can’t seriously vote for a democrat and come out with your brain in one piece.

  • Tim

    I am screwed, no pun intended

  • Eric

    This woman has obviously spent a lot of time on her knees!

    • DDT

      WHAT IS HER ADRESS SO THAT I CAN SEND HER A DILDO
      HAPPY TRAILS MISSY

    • http://ConservativeByte.com Michael G.

      Praying I hope.

  • Eric

    This woman has obviously spent a lot of time on her knees!

  • DrSique

    Now, the Democrats have truly begun to regulate every aspect of the lives of Americans. I know she did this to kill the bill but it does represent the mindset of liberals in this country. If they can’t have their way, they will attempt to control you in any way they can. I find it ironic that a black woman would be so blinded by liberal ideology that she would adhere to the Sanger method of racial extermination. Kill them in the womb.

  • GDC

    I just took a dump. does that turd also have all teh rights that any othr person would have. It does have living e-coli in it.

    • Marko

      … well … you’re a turd and you have rights … I guess so.

  • John

    In response, pro-choice Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson introduced an amendment to the bill that read: “However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”

    I SAY GREAT SEN. JOHNSON, you pass this and “you” ….You make a law you must provide a solution. I want you to serve as a receptacle to all those males needing a catcher. You are going to be busy catching a lot of juice. How stupid can our representatives get?

    • http://ConservativeByte.com Michael G.

      This is just the tip of the iceberg. The really dangerous stuff is the 90% that’s just below the surface.

  • KSB

    Maybe she’ll just take matters into her own hand. What an idiot. And they walk amongst us free.

  • http://demer47@aol.com Edward DeMerle

    WHY DONT YOU MIND YOUR OWN DAM BUSSINES, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOD SCEW YOU YOU IDEIOT

  • http://demer47@aol.com Edward DeMerle

    WHY DONT YOU MIND YOUR OWN DAM BUSSINES, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOD SCEW YOU YOU IDEIOT

  • EHeassler, USN-Ret.

    Soooo, let me get this straight. If a male masturbates and is caught, will he be charged with several million counts of murder? Child abuse? Gotta love Congress, the country is virtually in a state of financial and constitutional armageddon and these people are coming up with these distractions. Quick, Rome is burning, we’d better hurry up and pass a law against it.

  • Apollo

    It looks like there going to get rid of Congress. They keep on jerking us off.

  • del

    LOLOL…What next? A right to breath only if you support dopeocrats and the idiot in chief? These folks need to be ousted ASAP and term limits established and We the People have a right to recall or fire an incompetent squatting anywhere in congress!

  • Squirt

    Finally a bill about something the Dems. know alot about…masturbation, this from the party of Jackoffs!

  • Benjo4677

    The true masturbation here is Obama and the liberals. They have been screwing us with their ignorance for years. So if this passes congress than the masturbation of the liberals should be ejected out of the congress. They have sex with Polly Anna and Chicken Little, which is where their thoughts of ignorance is from. So when a democrat masturbates he or she has now created a mess of ignorance. Guess where their brain is located it is not on their shoulders and they have a daily hand hold on their brain with the end result of fornication of the American people.

  • ross

    this is more important than jobs yes we need more govt ,maybe they could make it legal if they taxed it,they could maybe tax it by the inch or something like that ?

  • Aristophanes

    You are not getting this!! This b**ch is trying to undermine and ridicule this bill about the sanctity of life!! She is trying to make people who are pro-life look like they are not all there by adding this ludicrous amendment! This is probably, no it definitely is, the dumbest amendment added to a bill I have ever seen (except for all the obozocare crap) – of course, one has to consider the source – she is a democrat and therefore a liberal.

  • Rocky

    And just who exactly would enforce this ? If passed they could hire more TSA perverts who cum already fully trained and ready to spring into action on the horney one. Barney Frank could be in charge of the enforcement part of this bill.
    LMAO To think taxpayers actually PAY these gasbags to think up these stupid ideas !

  • Terrance Segnere Sr

    Just another elected idiot and these are the people that are supposed to be representing what is just for all of us.

  • USAmerican

    Action “against an unborn child?” How can you take an action against someone who does not exist??? This is entirely insane. The world is grossly overpopulated anyway. Bottom line, the Bible was written by MEN–they would rather screw a whore than masturbate! Our world is going to HELL in every way possible, and some idiots out there are worried if someone masturbates???? NO WONDER our world is falling apart!

    • Not telling

      I think pro life men would rather masturbate, on you.

  • http://none mavis

    WELL, THERE WENT THEIR “GAY & LESBIAN” PERVERT BASE !!!
    MAN ON MAN DOESN’T “COMPLY” WITH “BELLY OF A WHORE” !!!!

  • Leon Berton

    To USAmerican (given what you’ve written, it ought to be all in lowercase)…

    An unborn child obviously exists (your very assertion implies this). An unconceived child, by definition, would not exist. But no scientific evidence supports the unchallenged contention that the world is ‘grossly overpopulated’. Vast areas are without population, and yet are capable of sustaining such if we have future generations with sufficient creativity to devise the means to make them so (and that includes the possibility of colonies on other planets beyond our own).

    That the ‘Bible’ was written by males is irrelevant to this whole issue, and in fact irrelevant to our present, ongoing deepened efforts to better comprehend the context and meaning of the Bible’s contents.

    • Not telling

      Pro death lesbian misandry do you think…

    • http://ConservativeByte.com Michael G.

      I ran into something (already in progress) on TV the other evening that said the entire world’s population could be located in a space no larger than Texas. If that’s true, we’re not over-populated.
      The Bible was written by men, but inspired by God (conveniently left out). What I find fascinating about the Bible is that it was written over a period of 1,400 years, by about 40 different authors, in 3 different languages, and there are no contradiction in it. Now that’s uncanny. I know, because I read it looking for contradictions. I found none.

      • Curmudgeon

        There is only faith/belief, and not proof, that everything in today’s Bible is written exactly as it was originally written, without alteration.

        For over 700 years, the Catholic Church had full say over the entire content of the Bible. I, for one, cannot trust the so-called ‘fact’ that early Catholic Bible scholars and archivists left everything/anything in the Bible which contradicts any basic Catholic beliefs and tenets. Considering the brutality of their enforcement (such as during the Inquisition), any variations were severely and brutally punished.

        Raw faith and belief in mankind having kept truly accurate records for several millenia, is indeed a slippery slope.

  • gary

    If you take this to the extreme, you could say that any sex that is not intended for ‘conception’ should be banned well. You could say that the sperm in these cases were denied the right to life as well, in the spirit of this so-called bill.

  • Marko

    … the … ” JOHNSON ACT ” … look I’m doin the … JOHNSON ACT … too Damn funny. You can’t make this stuff up. Great GoogleyMoogley.

  • Bud

    I’d just like to encourage all conservatives and libertarians who read and post on Conservativebyte to also read/make comments on Huffington Post.

    In years past I would occasionally click on a link somewhere which led to an article on HuffPo. Then I’d read the posts at the end of the article and shake my head in sadness that people could be so silly and shallow. However, since it was necessary (I think) to register through some of the “social media” (such as Facebook) I never bothered to do so.

    But, when AOL bought Huffington Post (for a reported $300 million), after a couple of months it was possible to enter HuffPo by possessing an AOL email address. I quickly signed up for one of those and have been going to town ever since.

    We need more sane people over there to counter the incessant liberal misinformation, disinformation, spin, and outright falsehoods.

  • Bill

    Look how much better the country would be if Obama’s father had masturbated.

    • Not telling

      That or if he had been born August 4, 1959 vice August 4, 1961. Hawaii became a state August 21, 1959.

      • Bill

        I do not think Kenya was a state back then either.

        • Not telling

          Nope

    • http://ConservativeByte.com Michael G.

      The problem is, he did, and it was a dud–a misfire.

  • Jack

    Democraps have a form of insanity!!! The vehemently and frothing at the mouth want to kill babies up to 3rd trimester, push queers bum fuc_ing each other giving each other BJ’s but yet they want to ban masturbation????? Talk about an OXYMORON!

    • Patriotic nut

      Just moron would work fine in this case.

  • Steve

    I think it was back in the 1960s a legislator from Rhode Island tried to get a $2 fee for every act of copulation thru the legislature figuring that each male made 2 times per week the annual fee was to be $104/male /year I do not remember what the outcome was

  • Jack

    I will go on to say that democraps are not moral people at all. They want to make up this law as a form of control over the people. That is their goal is one world government, big brother, it is not about morality at all. Don’t be FOOLED!

  • Mike

    Senator Johnson, why not add another amendment to the bill: When menstruation occurs in a woman it shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child. Senator Johnson go crawl back under the rock you crawled out from.

  • Lucy

    Can you believe the asinine antics of this woman? However, I would expect nothing less from the dems. After all, don’t they want to control everything we do, even in the bedroom . . . and bathroom? How presumptuous of her to even bring this up. Such a silly, mindless woman. Isn’t this bill discriminatory against men? Should it not contain language that prohibits women from playing with her toy, also? GAWD! How far is this nonsense going? This has nothing to do with child birth. It has everything to do with control. The dems always have to have the last word.

  • Lisa

    Reprehensible! Professional, clearly NOT. Your childish bill is ridiculous and a waste of taxpayer money.

  • Barbara

    LEON is the only person in this discussion that makes any sense at all. This is so obviously an attempt to discredit the Bill that would further protect from infanticide, otherwise known as abortion. How can God continue to bless America when WE have allowed the murder of millions of our own children. It’s a National Sin and everyone of us needs to fall on our knees and ask for forgiveness for allowing this to happen in the first place and then do all we can to come against it now. 99% percent of the comments here were from men. Most of them crude and disgusting (the comments ) I retract that. Men who made those comments are most likely crude and disgusting too. Next time you hear “God Bless America” stop and ask yourself; “Why should He”.

    • Patriotic nut

      Correct, this so called amendment was added to make the bill impossible to get passed. I mean who in their right mind is going to vote this bill through with this attached to it? Johnson is an idiot and wrong for doing this but she will most likely win in this case.

  • Small Business

    If there was anti-masturbation legislation obama would have to stop stroking us.

    Oh, wait; silly me: he’s above ALL law, isn’t he?

  • FRENCHIE

    THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY. AN ANTI-MASTURBATION BILL, INTRODUCED BY A LIBERAL. LIBERALS ARE THE BIGGEST JACK-OFFS ON THE PLANET !!! UN-F*N-BELIEVABLE !!!!!! ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • kawa

    This topic has made my girlfriend “Spitting Mad”

  • Danmk

    Why is it that the people who get so much help, support and promotion so that they can prosper and succeed make such poor choices when they get the chance that send them back to the poor house ?

  • Charles Kirk

    Constance Johnson is a blooming ignoremas!!!!!

  • Rio

    Congresswoman Johnson and most of you are finally getting it that masturbation is wrong and a sin. Now whether the act should be regulated by government is another discussion. Only since the 60s, has it been accepted in our culture as a natural act. You have all been brainwashed for the last 50 years. Seek the truth and it will set you free.

  • http://Consertivebytes George k morrison

    I just reckon the mastrubation police or this idiot that wrote this stupidity is going to police this terrible problem apparently this goofey woman just does not have a life because this she had to spend a bunch of time trying to figure this out and then get past all the snickering just to put it out for a vote……….it would figure a democrat would come up with something as stupid as this is

  • Buck

    It is a known fact that demon rats are insane , but if you had any doubts you can now put them to rest .

  • bill

    Pardon me while I get off the floor where I fell laughing so hard—–OK another amendment—-seeing as a man’s seed fertizes the egg, then if a man wants the baby aborted and the mother refuses, the man no further has responsibility for the baby

  • old bear

    OK so if this is passed then all the fruits should be considered as doing something illegal!
    as they are popping some guy and not some woman where it should be! It sure sounds like tipical govt bull , make one law that says something illegal unless you a disturbed or not sure what sex you are or some other cop out to get your way! If passed then all the fruits, hookers, ect would have to be arrested as a hand job is masterbation at least I thought it was?????

  • bill

    Called the male abortion law———–OMG THIS IS NUTS

  • Carlos J. Negron

    On its face the headline is misleading ,the congressperson with her amendment is pointing out the lunacy of forcing a woman to carry a child to term against her wishes.

    The restrictions against abortion, polygamy etc. were meant to increase the flock of faithful and if one wants to adhere to that belief, fine, but do not impose it on anyone else.

    Odds are that the majority of these hypocrites that do not see anything wrong in forcing anyone to go against their wishes, are very adept at the art of masturbating.

    Were it not sad, it would be humorous to see that many of these hypocritical congresspersons
    have been masturbating the public for years.

  • Sonata

    The Lord God”Made” a Woman.
    endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that amoung these are Life,Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
    Thou shalt not Kill!
    God “Created” Life!
    When did God “give” Women the Right or Choice??

    • Joanne Edmiston

      Sonata…it’s called “free will”…and we all are supposed to have it….whether or not you agree with another’s exercise of those free will decisions is another story…You control only yourself, your body and your actions. Others are free to do the same. Your opinion of me and what I do, or my opinion of you and what you do does not alter the fact that we are free to act in our own best interest.

      • Havnababy

        You do control your own decisions. IF you decide to drive drunk, knowing the potential consequences on your life and the possible consequences on another life, and you did it anyway, you have chosen to accept those consequences. And we as a society have decided that the consequences are too great to be left up to individual choice by inacting laws which state that it is illegal to drive drunk.

        If you choose to engage in an act(sex) that has the potential consequences of altering your life(AIDS, pregnancy) and possibly other lives (birth, parenthood), and you choose to do so, you have made a choice to live with those consequences. We as a society state that in dealing with the consequences, you do not have the right to end the life of another. I am hoping this personhood bill changes that to include before birth also.

        As much as you would like the woman not to be the bearer of this new life, we cannot live in your fantasy. The reality is that nature has given woman the womb. Our society has given her some added choices in this area. The women currently has the choice to end the pregnancy without consent of the father, or to continue to birth and force the man to pay support. The man has no recourse to choose after the sex act. How is that fair in your scenario? How is it fair that the woman is given so much control over the choices of man or child? Why is this inwomb person a life when wanted by a woman and ‘nothing’ when the woman says so?

        And what kind of society do we live in that puts this kind of responsibility on women to choose to kill or keep their children? I am angered for these women who believed the falsehoods that “it will all be over and you can go on with your life as if nothing happened” and “this is your ONLY choice because you are too young/poor/stupid/whatever”. I cry for these women who are saddled with the guilt for many years because it is THEY who chose it.

  • Suz

    Congratulations for putting this woman in Congress. Hope your money is spent well. I Suggest you think the next time you vote. Oh yeah that is in Nov. of this year.

  • Andrea B

    I love to be the one to point out the obvious: the legislation stated that every FETUS has the same rights. As long as men aren’t ejaculating FETUSES, they’re not breaking the law. The only way to make masturbation against the law is to say that SEMEN has rights.

    Good luck with that. ;)

  • whatsmyname

    Democrat introduces Bill Banning Masturbation? This is dangerous, why was this introduced into the senate, what reason is behind this? The Koran, Sharia law is exposed in this bill, think about this people, do you realize what this senator is proposing that children one year and older can be fondled by their father. Think the way Obama would think, look how far he is going with the schools, this bill will give pedafiles, rights. Go home Obama , go back to your country.

  • John

    Soooo…by this reasoning…then if a woman uses BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) this also “shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”

    Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson – another nutjob!!!

  • Skeptical

    I see the value in constructive industry being promoted. I also see the irony in Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson condemning herself professionally by her action in this bills introduction (think about it).

  • Skeptical

    Furthermore Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson needs to keep her nose and her damn hands off my genitals.

  • eddie johnsom

    If yo think what you said isn’t going to be tried by the libs, I suggest you do a quick google search for UN Agenda 21. It is already underway, the membership list has been removed from the web but before it was removed there were somewhere around 120 nations signed aboard including the US and about the same amount of cities and counties in the US

    Clinton signed the US aboard and Obummer is a big time supporter. Maybe we will meet in the same FEMA detention camp when we refuse to go quietly, the camps are staffed and open already and UN enforcement troops are being trained in the US right now.

  • Bimbam

    So… only girls can masturbate?

    Oh, I looked at her picture and she is negro!

    Do not take her seriously when you apply the 6 rules of negroes. One of the rules is that NEGROES JIVE!

    It is common for negroes to jive. It is a way of life for them. That is why the rat crossed the podium during an oBUMya speech, and a fly kept cumming by his mouth that he had to swat it twice.

    Rodents and flies seem to be attracted to bullsh*t.

  • Julian

    It will never pass, what would Reid and his ilk do all day, senate business?

  • David Roberts

    What’s next, breathing?

    • libertarian58

      This might come as a surprise, but it has already been suggested to tax the air.

  • libertarian58

    The liberal agenda is and always has been the destruction of the human race by controlling every aspect of the human condition. None of this surprises me.

  • Tank

    It’s brilliant actually… What better way to get a bill killed than to add some purely insane mandates? Instead of being angry at her, applaud her for guaranteeing that the government will not be in control of that part of our lives, at least for a little while longer…

    You religious nutbars should just off yourselves because the very technology you’re using would be considered a deadly sin based on your out dated and obsolete belief system.

    • Joanne Edmiston

      Tank !!! Finally! Someone else sees this for what it really is…..a brilliant, blind-siding maneuver that will guarantee non-passage of this lame Bill !

  • Pete

    This is too funny! Is this considered anti gay legislation?

  • Candyman

    Actually this is quite amazing. An anti-homosexual liberal nut. What will they think of next.

  • Interceder

    Prove all things, hold fast to that which is good. 1 Thessalonians 5:21
    I don’t normally enter into these discussions but when you take blanket statements without anything to back them up, and with all due respect to Carol, have someont take a verse out of the Bible and try to use it totally out of context to support something about masturbation, I have to step in and clear the air.
    The context of Genesis 38:9-10 in not about masturbation or spilling one’s seed on the ground.

    According to Torah (God’s instructions on living a righteous life, the first 5 books of the Bible) Onan because his brother died childless is required to take his brothers wife to him and conceive an heir for his brother. The first born gets his father’s inheiritance, continues his line and also relates to the land given by God to the tribe so it continues to remain the possesion of the individuals of the tribe. So the context is not about masturbation or Onan spilling his seed on the ground. It’s about Onan disobeying God’s command to conceive a child with his brother’s wife so Onan’s name and line and inheritance would continue on in the land of his tribe.

    I have been a student of the Bible for over 30 years and I have never found a verse in the Bible that specifically states, “Thou shall not masturbate.” If I have missed it, please edify me.
    Also sexual relations are only for those who are married, that is a husband and wife to produce offspring, and continue the existance of the race. For a husband and wife to train up their children to do what is just and right. When you know this you understand why homosexuality is just plain stupid and wrong. Of course when you disagree with that you just throw God out of society and create your own rules to your own utter destruction. Now that I’ve really ticked off the homosexual community I’ll end it here.

    Also the U.S. and the world will experience a financial collapse probably this year. You want to find out why 911 happened and also understand what’s happening now? Please get the book “The Harbinger” by Jonathan Cahn. It’s about a 2500 year Jewish prophecy that is now happening to the U.S. If I had enough money to buy this book for everyone in the U.S. and give it away free I would. It’s that important! The book is cheap also.

  • Richard N

    Ok so the dumbocraps can’t or refuse to pass a budget bill this is all they can come up with? Does that mean the senate needs to stop jackingof* and get to work? What dumba$$es the dumbocraps are!

  • Brooklyn Jo Ann

    this is what they do all day in the capitol, NOTHING, we are in danger with this dangerous obummer, and they are talking sex, that is all they do, is stand around they learned this from bill clinton. what morons, this is why we need a whole new washington, fire all from the white mosque down, and put in our military men and women and take our country back.

  • Nick

    Once again the hypocrisy of the Catholic Church is exposed. The birth control story begins with the Second Vatican Council in the early l960s and the decision of two popes to re-examine the church’s position on birth control. Pope John XXIII had intended to begin that re-examination, but he died (or was assassinated) after only four weeks in office, before he could begin the process. His successor, Pope Paul VI, appointed a Papal Commission of 15 cardinals and bishops, and a group of 64 lay experts representing a variety of disciplines.

    After two years of study, the lay commission voted 60 to 4, and the cardinals 9 to 6, to change the position on birth control, even though it would mean a loss of papal authority, because it did not involve any kind of physical barrier like the condom and because it was the right thing to do. Oops; not what the pope wanted to hear. Luckily for him, a dissenting minority report was later submitted. The co-author of that report was a Polish archbishop, Karol Wojtyla, who later became Pope John Paul II.

    Wojtla said “If it should be declared that contraception is not evil in itself, that would mean that the leaders of the Church, acting with extreme imprudence, had condemned thousands of innocent human acts, forbidding, under pain of eternal damnation, a practice which would now be sanctioned.” Thus it became only too clear that the core of the problem was not the pill, but the authority, continuity, and infallibility of the Church’s magisterium. OKing the pill would mean that the previous popes were not infallible. Oh, the humanity! (Actually, in view of the millions of women in 3rd-world countries who desparately wanted to control their fertility, it was an act of terrible inhumanity.)

    In conformity with this dissention, Pope Paul VI issued his 1968 encyclical, Humnae Vitae, in which he condemned every form of contraceptive birth control. Hasler wrote. After the promulgation of the encyclical the Church conducted a massive purge of any of its key personnel who disagreed.

  • Born in NYS

    She is Pro what????????????????????How this stupid idiot liberal claim to be for choice and take away the choice for a guy to do this?????Pretty hypocritical to say the least

  • mac

    Well just look at Obama and his order to make all have birth control mandated and back tracked on that, yet nothing has changed. First of all Goverment should not be envolved in anything with personal life and God will have the last say. One does on this earth as one wishies and than the day will come to our maker. At this point God will have the last say.

  • willie

    Sure wish you people knew as much about the Spiritual Side of the Bible as you do the human or profane aspect of it. Think you would be much better off .Seems that some of you worship sex above God

  • Melia-Aneta Sesé

    This is merely a trick by a Demon-crat who likely fancies herself as clever. She knows fully well such a law (assuming it ever came to that) cannot be enforced, so this is really a backhanded swipe at conservatives whom they say want to “control a woman’s body.” But it is actually the leftists who wish to control everyone – body and soul – as they seek to confiscate are earnings and property.

    In many ways, our society was better off before birth control took away a woman’s chastity before marriage (though on balance I would still come down on the side of freedom). As I have told my daughters, “make him buy the cow before giving away the milk for free.” They listened well and have given me beautiful grandchildren.

    Consider that Planned Parenthood was founded as part of the eugenics movement by a woman who considered Blacks to be subhuman, and was later funded by the heirs to the Duke tobacco fortune who felt much the same way. And don’t think it applied only to Blacks. Asians like me (a Filipina), Latinos and Jews would have come in for the same treatment. It’s all part of the “progressive” cause.

  • David in MA

    Is this why we send people to congress to represent us?

  • http://aol terry

    People like her and Barney Franks, pelosi,Reed,Waters and all the other socalist in Congress and the House of Rep.is whats wrong with this great country.I cannot understand why voters keep putting people like them back in.

  • Billy J Shafer

    What do you expect from a Dem o nut. Plus I wonder what people would think about Planned Parenthood. If they knew what it was really founded for.

  • Robert Stone

    It s hilarious except it s scary, that this kind of a person is actually elected? So then the TSA , police, Homeland and FBI will have to be snooping to round up all masterbaters? And arrest all sodomites?
    What lengths these people will go to fight babies and prolife.
    God loves babies and the devil hates sex even though he tries to make it dirty and evil.

  • Don DeHoff

    It appears that “mental masterbation” is taking front seat to the real problems of this great country. Tomorrow everyone will say, “look what the President did” while “we were taking the situtation in hand”. Seriously, this is but a planned, “red herring being dragged across the trail”, to take our focus off of what is really going in this country—and hardly a day goes by without a similiar distraction being presented. Focus people, focus! The President could shout, “FISH FOR SALE”, and many of you would line-up with your grocery bag—talk about, “stepping on ants while lions are leaping through the windows!

  • pete0097

    It reminds me of an old limerick:
    I once knew a man from Rangoon
    Who was born 9 months to soon
    He hadn’t the luck
    To be born of a f___
    He was scraped from the sheets with a spoon

  • http://WWW.SPIRITOFAMERICAPARTYRADIOSHOW.COM ABUTOM

    EVERYBODY BIT DOWN ON THIS ONE. IF THE WOMAN IS TRULY RELIGIOUS WITH NO ULTERIOR MOTIVES THEN BLESS HER FOR HER BELIEFS. SADLY NO ONE AT THE PLAYBOY CLUB IS LISTENING. MY QUESTION IS WHEN DOES THE SOUL ARRIVE? DOES IT GET THERE BEFORE AND SETS UP OR AFTER? ONE THING IS FOR SURE WHEN THE SPERM PENETRATES THE EGG THAT IS JR OR SIS. THAT IS JACKPOT. THREE LIBERTY BELLS STRAIGHT ACROSS. HOW MANY COUPLES KILL A KID BECAUSE IT IS NOT THE RIGHT SEX? HOW MANY KILL A KID BECAUSE THEY WERE GOING TO BIMINI. HOW CAN A DOCTOR TAKE AN OATH TO DO NO HARM AND PULL A KID’S HEAD OFF. I HAVE A PHOTO OF A SUCESSFUL OPERATION IN THE WOMB OF A SPINA BIFIDA BABY 16 WEEKS OLD. JUST AS THE DOCTOR WAS CLOSING UP THE OPENING THE CHILDS HAND REACHED OUT AND GRABBED HIS FINGER. IT IS PAGE 71 IN THE SPIRIT OF AMERICA PARTY BOOK ON AMAZON. I CALL IT GOD SAYS THANKS. MORE TEA ANYBODY?

  • Nighthawk

    Because of political correctness, The Geneva Bible was replaced with the King James Version.

  • True American

    Could it possibly be that senator wants to ban masturbation because that might be where some of our politicians come from?