It’s Party Time! 8.5% Unemployment!

Time to party down, gang. Time to party. Well, ’cause of what I’m saying about Romney. Sununu and the Huckster are not happy with me over what they think I’m saying about Romney. Anyway, we’ll get to all that. Don’t get me distracted. It’s party time. It’s time to party down, folks, it’s never been better. Eight and a half percent unemployment, the economy is back, Obama’s policies are working. The media is having orgasm after orgasm after orgasm. I kid you not, 8.5%. It’s time to throw a party. They have so dumbed down our expectations. And all of this, every syllable of it I predicted. Get into the eights and it doesn’t matter, it is going to be mediagasm after mediagasm after mediagasm.

And, by the way, I’ve got a question. Here’s Obama out there. Could somebody explain to me something very quickly? What is the difference in laying off soldiers and laying off cops? On the one hand, Obama cannot wait to cut soldiers. He cannot wait to lay off soldiers. On the other hand, we cannot allow budget cuts to touch firemen or cops or teachers. What’s the difference? Look how eager Obama is to cut soldiers. Look how eager Obama is to cut uniformed personnel that protect us in the US military, but he will not even entertain one cut of uniformed personnel that protect us in our cities. What’s the difference? Seriously, folks, what is the difference? Exactly right. The military doesn’t have a union, and it doesn’t kick anything back to Obama.

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