The Final Days of the Incandescent Light Bulb

In three weeks and one day the 100-watt incandescent light bulb will be illegal. In three weeks and one day it will be illegal to sell a 100-watt incandescent light bulb. And who did this? The federal government. The federal government, under the auspices of a hoax, mankind global warming. You know, I’ve been staying in a lot of hotels lately, been doing a little traveling, and hotels are like a lot of other businesses, they just run scared of any regulatory agency. Nobody stands up to regulatory agency, and you can understand it.
So you walk in and you turn on the lamp and you know that it’s a compact fluorescent. You know because it’s inferior light. You know because it’s small and tiny. You know because it isn’t going to be sufficient. The Democrat-led federal government is taking us backwards. The enemy of the Democrat Party is progress. In three weeks and one day, illegal to buy an incandescent light bulb. And you know what that means, when the 100-watt incandescent light bulbs are outlawed only criminals will have them. That means me. I will be a criminal. (interruption) Well, you can have them but you can’t sell them, but they’re still gonna be gunning for you. At some point, it’s gonna be illegal to have them. But if you can’t sell them — (interruption) well, if I use one in proximity to a turtle? Yeah, then it could be jail time.



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