Ladies and gentlemen, I am holding here in my formerly nicotine-stained fingers (shuffling paper) a story from the Cybercast News Service, Monday, August 29th of 2011. I take that back! I’m sorry! (stammering) I’m sorry, ladies and gentlemen. August 29th, 2011? What am I saying! One year ago yesterday: “President Barack Obama, in an Aug. 29, 2010 interview with NBC’s Brian Williams, said he would propose a plan for jobs and economic growth when he returned from his summer vacation,” one year ago. I am not making this up. Don’t you think the way I just did that was pretty clever? I sucked you all in, did I not?
Folks, we are getting instant replay here one year later: August 29th, 2010 (for those of you in Rio Linda, that’s last year), Obama conducted an “interview with NBC’s Brian Williams, said he would propose a plan for jobs and economic growth when he returned from his summer vacation, the same claim he made after returning from his vacation this year.” Now, they’re out there saying that Rick Perry is dumb. The Politico had a story yesterday: “Is Rick Perry Dumb?”