Obama Promised He’d Put on a Cape and Make the Oceans Recede

That’s Barack Obama in 2008, June the 3rd. He was in Minnesota after the last Democrat primary was over. This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal. But Gaia must not have heard the speech, ’cause the earth sure as hell opened up.

And if you talk to people in Japan, the sea level sure as hell didn’t lower. So, yeah, Juan, where is that cape? He was wearing it in Minnesota. Somebody play this for Juan Williams. He was in Minnesota and he put on the cape, Juan, and he promised he was gonna effectively end tsunamis and all that sorta stuff.

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